Monthly Archives: January 2015

Nick Clegg forgets Gordon candidate's name

The Jockanisation of Politics

It’s been an interesting week in Scottish politics as well as elsewhere in the world. We had the death of the old Suadi tyrant with the UK government proclaiming that government buildings in England should fly the union flag at half mast, a move which was widely criticised but not followed here in Scotland. Even Buckingham palace flew the butcher’s apron at half mast in honour of the dead king who’s regime had sentenced a Saudi blogger to 10 years imprisonment and 1000 lashes. But then in a very unusual move Ruth Davidson, the leader of the Conservative party in Scotland, tweeted the following:

Ruth Davidson Saudi Tweet

Ruth Davidson Saudi Tweet

That’s not following the party line and it is clearly a swipe at all those who lowered their flags, including the palace. An MSP told me that she is entitled to voice her opinion, and I say good on Ruth for doing so. But there’s a cynical side to my nature, made all the sharper during the indyref, which says that there is something else going on here. Something more than simply voicing her outrage at the honouring of a tyrannical monarch’s departure. I believe that it is DIFFERENTIATION.

That’s a term which used to inspire fear into my heart back when they were trying to teach me sums at school, but I believe that what we are witnessing is a clear attempt by Ruth Davidson to distance herself, and her Scottish accounting unit, from the policies of her masters down Westminster way. That’s right, she is trying to Jockanise her wee bit of the tory party. Presumably she can see that the Tories will be going the way of the dodo at GE2015 and she wants to have some kind of a platform to fight the Scottish Parliament elections from next year.

Of course she’s not alone in this sudden recognition of Scottishness. The local accounting unit of the UK Labour party have been shamelessly plugging the Jock angle ever since Jim Murphy got the manager’s job. We’ve seen him running in a Scottish football strip, playing keepy=up in the same strip (while he should have been voting in WM), promising to tax wealthy Londoners and use the cash to pay for 1000 nurses more than the SNP promise, the false spat with Dianne Abbot and rewriting the branch constitution (which does not exist). You could almost say that he is desperate to portray his branch as being distinctly Scottish and not just an extension of the main UK party, which of course it is.

Even Nick Clegg was at it. He wrote a couple of pieces in the Press and Journal, one of which attempted to talk up the Lib Dem candidate for the Gordon constituency Christine Jardine. Unfortunately he couldn’t quite remember the name of the Unionist’s biggest hope to beat Alex Salmond and he called her Justine. Now that’s embarrassing. But lets give Christine her due, she is engaging with the voters of Gordon but I’m afraid that the task before her is going to be too large (especially with that sort of backing from the dear leader).

Nick Clegg forgets Gordon candidate's name

Nick Clegg forgets Gordon candidate’s name

I would dearly love to bring you news of Labour’s great hope, Braden Davy. But he hides himself away and does not engage in debate. I suspect that he is being carefully managed by the Scottish branch but the voters will not be voting for a boy who they know nothing about. I wonder if Jim Murphy knows his name?

I expect to see more Jockanisation on our TV screens and on social media soon as the Unionist parties desperately attempt to distance themselves from their Westminster counterparts and the stench of corruption which emanates from them. Interesting times.

Jim Murphy plays keepy-up instead of voting

Playing Keepy-up While Parliament Votes

Our old pal Jim Murphy MP, branch manager of the North Britain branch of the UK Labour party couldn’t resist a   at the home of football – Pittodrie. There he was showing the assembled press his silky skills while the UK parliament voted on fracking in Westminster (546 miles away by road).

This was a bit odd after he and his party had spent the whole weekend telling us that they were going to vote to stop fracking from taking place, however when the vote came the majority of the Labour MPs abstained from voting at all. It would appear that they lied.

Labour's Fracking Poster

Labour’s Fracking Poster

They also lied about voting to transfer powers over fracking to the Scottish parliament, they lied about that too. This just after they had voted with the Tories for another £30 billion in austerity cuts and voted FOR spending over £100 billion on renewing Trident nuclear missiles.

Jim Murphy wants to replace Trident

Jim Murphy wants to replace Trident

Who can trust a party like that?

Jim Murphy plays keepy-up instead of voting

Jim Murphy plays keepy-up instead of voting

Scottish Republican Socialist Movement

To a louse (and engaging with the diaspora)

It’s good to talk, as they say, and I’m enjoying the engagement that we’re getting from the Scottish diaspora as well as from various knights and peers of the realm. As regular readers will know we have been engaging with COSCA over the course of a couple of posts here and here. They have written a nice reply which you can see here.

It is clear from their repeated posts that they have no idea of what it means to be Scottish today. They believe that we are all aligned with our respective clans, yet the betrayal of the people by the clan chiefs ensured that the clan system was dismantled for ever. We that are left in Scotland, the “also rans” as Alistair says in his comment, couldn’t care less about our clans. Yes we know which ones we “belong” to but otherwise we really couldn’t care less. For instance I am clan Gunn, an internet search can provide the chief’s name but I really don’t care who it is. I owe him no allegiance.

Malcolm MacGregor, who likes to inform us that he has knelt before the queen, hits the nail on the head in his comment: “400 attending a clan convention,” the current population of Scotland is approximately 5.29 million so that’s a whole 0.0075% of the population. That’s how much we care about our clans. But our apathy has forced the current chiefs to look elsewhere for support, that’s why they head for the diaspora. The next thing you know they’ll be trying to solicit donations to preserve their crumbling seats.

I have no problem with the diaspora and their heritage, it is a shared heritage after all. But to be fawning over some person because they are the clan chief sickens me in the same way that someone using some ancient feudal title, such as baron, sickens me. For it is the monarchy, and by extension the peerage, which is the root of all corruption in this country. The good folks of USA managed to throw off the yoke of the monarchy in 1783, we are still inflicted by it.

As Alistair points out, Scotland today is “a pale shadow of what it was,” but that is deliberate. It has been the policy of the UK government to bleed Scotland and redistribute the money to England for centuries. It has also been their policy to try to destroy the Scottish culture. For instance the entirety of Scottish history which was taught to me at school was Culloden. Everything else was English history. That is what we wanted to change, what we hoped that we would change, during the referendum.

If you receive your world view from our media then it is inevitably biased against us, that is why we started this blog. You will find that almost all media outlets are against Scottish independence. They are almost all against the SNP, yet the majority of the Scottish people still voted for them and they will probably be the largest Scottish party at Westminster after the May general election. Why do you suppose that is?

It is because we want a fairer society for ourselves and our children. A society that is free of barons and knights, kings and queens. A society which would rather spend £100 billion on improving the lives of the people than weapons of mass destruction. We may have lost the battle, it was like our Dunkirk. We are regrouping and we shall venture once more into the fray. In the famous words of Churchill, “we shall never surrender.”

As for giving the bard bad press, how do you work that out? He provides me with some of my best inspiration:

O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An’ foolish notion:
What airs in dress an’ gait wad lea’e us,
An’ev’n devotion!

Scottish Republican Socialist Movement

Scottish Republican Socialist Movement

 

Great Seal of Irish Free State

Jim Murphy says Independence within our grasp

If Amazon were to call me and say that they have placed my order in a box, would that mean that my order had been delivered? Of course not, the order would only be considered delivered once I had it in my hands. So why is it that the various Unionist parties keep saying that “The Vow” has been delivered?

Even our saviour, Jim Murphy MP, was at it in the Daily Ranger. He wrote, “Home rule for Scotland is now a prize within our grasp. With the delivery of the Vow on more powers for Scotland, we can now leave behind the old divisions of the past and work together for Scotland.”

I’m guessing that the old divisions of the past are between those that vote Labour and those that don’t. But I was intrigued by the Home Rule part, what exactly does Home Rule mean? The Oxford Dictionary defines it as: “The government of a colony, dependent country, or region by its own citizens, in particular as advocated for Ireland 1870–1914.” The dictionary goes on to say this about Home Rule:

“The campaign for Irish home rule was one of the dominant forces in British politics in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, particularly in that Irish nationalists frequently held the balance of power in the House of Commons. A Home Rule Act was finally passed in 1914 but was suspended until after the First World War; after the Easter Rising of 1916 and Sinn Fein’s successes in the general election of 1918, southern Ireland became the Irish Free State in 1921.”

Notice that it states that Irish Nationalists frequently held the balance of power. Is that not a possibility for Scottish Nationalists after GE2015? It goes on to say that the Irish Free State was created in 1921. I’m not sure if I believe that history repeats itself, but it would certainly be nice if it did.

Great Seal of Irish Free State

Great Seal of Irish Free State